Nothing seems to match so well with the warm cheerful colours of a Christmas-decorated home than the Bloody Mary. And nothing is better calculated to sharpen the appetite than its acerbic mix of tomatoes and tangy sauces. Which is why we are handing over lock, stock and barrel to out link, written by Alex Turnbull of Time magazine, who joyously celebrates 100 years of this famous drink. We can’t match Alex’s prose or pictures-read it to find out why. All we can say is that the Bloody Mary was invented in the famous Harry’s Bar in Paris in 1921. What we will do is give a measured recipe, as there does not seem to be one in the article. Old LSS hands will feel another reference to the immortal Ultimate Cocktail Book from Hamlyn coming on. And they’d be right

In a nice tall straight glass, mix 1 measure of vodka, 3 measures of tomato juice,2 dashes of Worcestershire sauce, a good squeeze of lemon juice , a more than adequate dash of tabasco and chuck in four ice cubes. Mix, add salt and pepper to taste and decorate with a nice large stick of celery Paper straws optional.

We find it goes superbly with all those piquant pre-dinner meaty nibbles like chorizo and jamon serrano. But unless you are very quick you’ll have to sample its delights at home, not in France. For as we write, gentle readers it is now less than six hours to the infamous Covid inspired travel ban which will ban all revellers from La Belle France. We know personally of one intrepid soul who slipped away this morning via Stanstead and Bordeaux. But when will she be back-if ever?

https://time.com/6129152/bloody-mary-cocktail/

#cocktail #anniversary #harry’s bar #covid-19

We wake to news that the admirable Poonwalla family, of Serum Institute fame, is to donate a whopping £50m to Oxford University’s Jenner Institute. [1] The money will fund more cutting-edge research in many areas of health, but some at least will be set aside for the Holy Grail of a Malaria vaccine. Imagine the difference one of those would make to so many lives.

We could allow ourselves a wry smile at persons from the Indian subcontinent funding their erstwhile imperial masters. But one thing we’ve noticed about Indians-they know which side their bread is buttered, and every pound spent in research now is thousands in profits later. The generous Poonwalla family joins an illustrious roll call of names that includes Carnegie, Gates, Tata, Soros, Buffet and many more. By why should people like that have to do all the heavy lifting?

For all the estimates indicate that at least $21 trillion is held in off shore accounts, tax havens and other queasy bolt holes. According to Frederick E Allen of Forbes, that is equal to the combined GDPs of the USA and Japan. (for the benefit of our more nervous readers, Forbes is not exactly what you would call a socialist outfit) The super rich always claim that their efforts add wealth to communities. Maybe so-but didn’t the acquisition of all those fortunes depend on the transport, education and defence systems which the rest of us have paid for? Readers of LSS, we challenge you-what could be done with just a fraction of those funds if we could get them back?

[1] https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2021-12-15-50m-funding-poonawalla-vaccines-research-building-oxford-university

[2] https://www.forbes.com/sites/frederickallen/2012/07/23/super-rich-hide-21-trillion-offshore-study-says/?sh=231019316ba6

#poonwalla #oxford university #jenner institute #tax havens #super rich #offshore funds #india #uk

There’s an invisible, unstoppable menace which will claim one in 300 lives. It will cripple and paralyse its victims slowly and relentlessly and it will eventually kill them. As it did to Mao Zedong, Stephen Hawking, Lou Gehring and a host of others, famous or otherwise. Its generic name is MND, although a glance at our supporting sites[1] [2] will show how experts have divided it into several syndromes.

What is so frustrating is that the cause is still unknown. There may be genetic components; there may be factors like physical or chemical stresses. Somehow the nerves or their myelin sheaths seem to malfunction badly, leading to a catastrophic loss of function which soon brings great suffering to victims and their families. Only research offers any long term hope, but there appears to be relatively little of that, when you compare it to how much is spent on developing new computer games for example.

Why does humanity get its priorities so wrong? What’s so good about a tax cut, if you’re going to spend it on trashy consumer goods which will probably be in a landfill site in a couple of years? Yet money invested in basic scientific research often pays back many times over. We all know how techniques developed to analyse images of star fields were soon transferred to the analysis of medical samples on microscope slides. What would happen if Governments threw money into MND research, apart from curing the disease itself? In the meantime the brave souls of the MND association will continue to brave all weathers, tirelessly campaigning to raise exiguous funds for a few far sighted researchers who are trying to understand this terrible scourge. Please visit their site and if you can, try to make a donation. It will pay off somewhere.

[1] https://www.mndassociation.org/

[2] ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_neuron_disease

#mnd #research #mao zedong #stephen hawking #disease #nervous system

Gentle readers, read on, for today we bring you a list of fifty-count ’em, fifty– cocktails that have never been drunk in number 10 Downing Street. How could they have been ? It’s not as if the people who live and work there spend their time in parties or anything like that. So-no cocktails, no wine, no cheese. The only leisure drink must be a saucer of milk for Larry the Cat,[2] as far as we can see. And anyway, the guest list for even the largest was no more than thirty people. It is alleged.

Stern, noble, honest people they are , but how they are missing out! So, to show our appreciation for all the brilliant work they put in for the good governance of our country, we are proud to link to an amazing website called Vinepair. When the Covid-19 crisis is over the Downing Street Staff can consult our list and run up the most amazing end-of-lockdown rave, with Karaoke booming out over St James Park. They’re all here- Mojitos, Porn Star Martinis, Side Cars as well a ones we’ve never heard of like Penicillin and Bramble. The page, The Fifty Most Popular Cocktails,[1] has lovely simple pictures and and easy to follow recipes-which is just what we like. This Vinepair lot have most definitely cracked it.

Several readers have asked us to be a bit more responsible on cocktail nights, correctly pointing out that alcohol can be a dangerous drug if used irresponsibly. Good point. Take the future Downing Street Party we have recommended. Won’t all the booze and loud music be a bad influence on any young families that might be living close by? Don’t worry- the party is weeks away. There won’t be any young families living in the vicinity. By then.

[1]https://vinepair.com/articles/50-most-popular-cocktails-world-2017/

#boris johnson #parties #cheese #wine #10 downing street #cocktails #larrythe cat

those who want ot know more about Larry should redirect here

[2] https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/55937579

For our foreign readers:

No English tradition is older or more steeped in History than the autumn ritual of the “coming of the Men in Grey Suits.” Traditionally at the same time as the Lord Mayor’s Parade and the State Opening of Parliament, its origins date back in the mists of time, but the same rules have always been observed.

The custom is triggered when the traditional Conservative leader, such as Anthony Eden, Lord Home, Edward Heath, Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Ian Duncan Smith, William Hague , Michael Howard, Theresa May (that’s enough names-ed) are traditionally held to be so lacking in even the most miserable vestiges of support and authority that their removal to the dung heap of history is deemed to be essential to the traditional Survival of the Conservative Party. At this point, deep in the Palace of Westminster, certain men (led by the traditional Sir Graham Brady) put on the time-hallowed grey suits and go round to the Prime Minister’s Office.

The Prime Minister then utters the traditional Formula reserved for such occasions-“there was no party, well, only one to my knowledge, which I don’t have, because I wasn’t there so how could I know anything about it, and we’re doing well on the vaccine rollout, and I’ve asked Sir Simon Briefcase to investigate it, and he couldn’t possibly have been there, it is alleged, because they never happened, and anyway all the rules were followed. Or something like that.”

After the traditional offerings of a revolver and a bottle of whisky, the Prime Minister and Leader of the Conservative Party is formally escorted by the men in grey suits to a special house, very often in Chester Square, where he/she spends the remainder of her/his/its days bitterly plotting to undermine his/her successor, while everyone else tries to pretend he/she never existed.

Next week: A traditional English Christmas. Perhaps.

#boris johnson #10 downing street #party season #politics #conservative party @Kevin_Maguire

A thoughtful reader has written to point out that our ancient enthusiasm for a Severn Barrage (LSS 6 Dec 2021) could have resulted in the destruction of thousands of wading birds. True-but a charge to which we are tempted to plead “not guilty, guv”. For our precious barrage dream was a long time ago, and modern methods of tidal power referenced in yesterday’s little blog are a lot more nature-friendly.

But it raises a very serious question. If you are going to start putting in any scheme of climate amelioration, what cost are you prepared to pay in existing wildlife? You can never have your cake and eat it, whatever certain politicians will tell you. Or can you?

Because news reaches us via Jesus A Caña of El País [1] of an exciting scheme in the Bay of Cádiz (That’s CAH-diz, anglophones)  to convert the vast salt marshes there into a carbon capture scheme. Europe’s first serious one in fact. The marshes have been producing salt, mainly for food preservation, for over 2,500 years, but the invention of the refrigerator has sent them into decline. Channels are silting up, and no one is left to fight pollution. Now a new scheme from UCIN (International Union for the Conservation of Nature, in English) will restore and reforest the marshes, paying for it all buy selling bonds to high carbon entrepreneurs.

“Egrets, we’ve had a few”, as Frank Sinatra memorably observed. But the bay is home to dozens of other species including ospreys, waterfowl and, rather amazingly, flamingos. Who knows, the new scheme could multiply habitats for these iconic birds(and the species that support their lives) and still deliver a real punch in the fight to bring down CO₂ levels. Cake indeed.

^{Jesus’ article will tell you a lot more, with some great pictures. But it’s in Spanish, so some of you might like to use a translator app}

https://elpais.com/clima-y-medio-ambiente/2021-12-04/el-mercado-de-carbono-azul-llega-a-europa-restaurar-unas-marismas-de-cadiz-para-compensar-las-emisiones-de-empresas.html

#carbon capture #wildlife #conservation #sustainability #nature #salt marsh

Which, if taken at the flood leads on to fortune.” So says Brutus to Cassius in Julius Caesar.

Interesting, Because upward of forty years ago we at LSS were already advocating the construction of a huge barrier across the estuary of Britain’s Severn river to provide a valuable source of energy. We were mocked by those on the political Right who said “why bother, when we have so much oil and coal”? Those on the Left took an opposite view-“why bother when we have all that coal and oil”? How times change.

For the time has come for all island nations, indeed all those with a good ocean coastline to get serious about a source of energy that is at once cheap, green clean and above all predictable, in a way that winds are not-until we have much better computers that is. That is why we are so encouraged by the University of Plymouth and their sterling efforts to tap the power of the ocean currents, and give these islands a whopping 11% of its energy. French, Japanese, American readers-could your country do this?

We have placed a number of links at your disposal. Tidal power has a nice starters’ guide for the uninitiated. [2] and [3] give you the pioneering efforts of the University of Plymouth and its admirable scientists and engineers. Of course they’re not the only ones, there is hope gentle readers where there is human thought and ingenuity. So we will end with the full quote from William Shakespeare, who was clearly hundreds of years ahead of this time:

T_{here is a tide in the affairs of men/which. if taken at the flood, leads on to fortune/omitted, all the voyage of their life/is bound in shallows and in miseries/on such a full sea as we are now afloat/and we must take the current when it serves/or lose our ventures}

[1] http://www.tidalpower.co.uk/

[2] https://www.plymouth.ac.uk/news/tidal-stream-power-can-aid-drive-for-net-zero-and-generate-11-of-uks-electricity-demand

[3] https://www.plymouth.ac.uk/research/coast-engineering-research-group/tiger

#tidalpower #renewables #global warming

_{we thank Mr G Herbert of Buckinghamshire for this story}

a weekly review of stories that caught our eye

Will Russia invade Ukraine? Just about the scariest story running now is the Russian build up on the borders of Ukraine, with its potential to spark a world war. We at LSS are no fans of the Russian regime: but as almost anything is better than war, at least let’s seek some balanced opinions. This piece by Phil Stewart of Reuters at least presents Putin’s point of view, however hard it may seem for us to understand.

ttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/lot-of-concern-over-russian-military-activity-near-ukraine-top-u-s-general-says/ar-AARpjHG?

Baubles, bangles, bright shiny beads If you’re buying someone jewellery this Christmas, your choice may be very old indeed. Nature has a lovely piece on what seems to be the oldest bit of bling yet found on our continent:

A 41,500-year-old pendant carved from a piece of a woolly mammoth tusk could be the oldest known example of decorated jewellery in Eurasia made by humans. The purpose and meaning of the designs on its surface are unclear, but they could represent a counting system, lunar observations or a way of scoring kills. The pendant was found in the Stajnia Cave, in Poland, alongside a 7-centimetre-long awl — a pointed tool used for making holes — shaped from a piece of horse bone.Nature | 4 min read
Reference: Scientific Reports paper

Rain drives out snow “It’s raining down on me” sung the Darts in their 1978 hit. It certainly is in the Arctic, more than it snows apparently. Richard Hodgkins is worried for The Conversation:

https://theconversation.com/why-increased-rainfall-in-the-arctic-is-bad-news-for-the-whole-world-172930?

Sussex Dolphins If we are going to clear up the appalling mess previous generations have left behind, everyone must get involved. That’s why it’s so good to see local initiatives, like this one from the Sussex Dolphin Project, who are trying to save these amazing animals from the brutalities of the trawler industry India Wentworth reports for the Worthing Herald

https://www.worthingherald.co.uk/news/people/sussex-dolphin-charity-launch-new-campaign-3480828

#russia #ukraine #war #paleolithic #jewellery #art #climate change #nature #dolphins

It’s Friday night and normally fans of LSS would be getting ready to enjoy one of our scintillating cocktail revues. But we’ve come across a story that is so moving that we felt that you had to know about it. Because it casts a disturbing light on the future stabilities of all our societies and we doubt that this is just a British phenomenon.

You’ve heard of energy poverty, right? It’s been around since the 2008 crash, where people have had to choose between heating or eating, because they’re so poor. Well now a third dreadful choice has come along-they have to choose between heating, eating and keeping clean. They can no longer afford cheap essentials like soaps and toothpastes-if they want to keep eating, that is. Our link [1] to the hygiene bank will tell you all you need to know. Good people, they are.

Why does this worry us at LSS? Because it’s a clear sign that society is now going backwards. For over 150 years one of the clearest trends in human history is that people have generally been getting cleaner. It’s not as if soaps and disinfectants are particularly expensive, either. Their manufacture and distribution should be facile in a modern society. If suddenly people are getting dirtier, something somewhere is seriously wrong.

It was always our conceit that capitalism was the least worst of economic systems, in that it always ensured some distribution of basic necessities, however unequally. Its competitors, the various socialist and theological societies, have always tended to fail on this basic fact. A sure sign of the coming failure of the Soviet system was its shortages and rationing of basic items.

If our own system is beginning to show these symptoms(and others, like declining life expectancy) then that is worrying indeed. In Britain this will be a particular problem for the Conservative Party. It has been both politically and ideologically dominant for decades, pushing the ideology of low taxes and necessary inequality, along with the vast media ecosystem of newspapers, think tanks and pundits that support it. Yet all propaganda systems fail in the end: even readers of The Sun will eventually notice shortages and hardship. History has given no more guarantees to the Conservatives than it gave to the Communist Party of the USSR. Will they act in time?

[1]ttps://thehygienebank.com/who-we-are/what-is-hygiene-poverty/#:~:text=What%20is%20Hygiene%20Poverty%3F%20Hygiene%20poverty

#poverty #hygiene poverty #inequality #capitalism #socialism #communist party #islam #christianity #health

Fans of the popular Terminator movie franchise will recall the chilling moment in the series’ second outing when the Arnold Schwarzenegger character explains that all went wrong when an utterly superior AI system took over the world by starting nuclear war-and the rest was history indeed.

Ever since the ground-breaking work of Alan Turing, thinking persons have nursed the secret dread that one day there will be artificial intelligences which can out smart us at every turn. Humanity will be driven rapidly into second place, and its survival options look grim. If this prospect scares you, turn away now-for a new book has come to our attention which discusses this very real scenario. Along with some brighter ones, we admit. We’ll let Amazon introduce their product The Age of AI and our Human Future by Henry Kissinger, Eric Schmidt and Daniel Huttenlocher as below:

An AI learned to win chess by making moves human grand masters had never conceived. Another AI discovered a new antibiotic by analyzing molecular properties human scientists did not understand. Now, AI-powered jets are defeating experienced human pilots in simulated dogfights. AI is coming online in searching, streaming, medicine, education, and many other fields and, in so doing, transforming how humans are experiencing reality.

In The Age of AI, three leading thinkers have come together to consider how AI will change our relationships with knowledge, politics, and the societies in which we live. The Age of AI is an essential roadmap to our present and our future, an era unlike any that has come before.

But what impresses us is the track record of the heavyweight authors That’s right, it’s the Henry Kissinger, the man who used to rule the world when Terry Jacks was top of the UK Hit Parade with Seasons in the Sun and the most advanced IT you could buy was a quadraphonic HiFi set.

We include a slightly jaundiced review by Kevin Roose of the New York Times.[1] for balance. But basically Henry and the boys are on to something, we think. And remember this-if you thought AI was dangerous, wait for quantum computing, which is actually up and running. Plus ca change!

[1]

_{we thank Mr Peter Seymour of Hertfordshire for this story}

#AI #quantum computing #henry Kissinger #technology #future